vinebox:

People so fake


what a interesting episode of the boondocks

animation still on point though


homesturck:

your best interest in mind

homesturck:

your best interest in mind


tvtogifs:

When you don’t want anyone to know you’re home…


lokhkhee:

BYE


Kermit sings is literally the funniest thing ive watch all month


mickuro:

dude glasses are my favorite thing

mickuro:

dude glasses are my favorite thing


do you really pay taxes cuz i don't think you do
Anonymous

well not with that kind of attitude


1,654 plays!

senilesnake:

ive been drinking


99mesmerize:

Eren Jaeger » Favorite peaceful looks


killbenedictcumberbatch:

dennys:

Denny’s Dap #4: The Drizzle
What?

what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what th

killbenedictcumberbatch:

dennys:

Denny’s Dap #4: The Drizzle

What?

what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what th


ayookacey:

This show is amazing

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jackfrostciicle:

thenoodlebooty:

nightblogprincess:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:



WHY
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU


JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!
For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.
You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.
They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.



What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.
Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7
2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

Wow…I honestly thought this was a big thing really. My school in Texas had these too. They are huge mother fuckers and the worst part about it, you actually wanted to go to homecoming alone if you didnt feel like spending hella money. That’s because the social norm expects you to buy on of these for your date regardless of how much money you have. Yeah, homecoming also consists (at least for my school) of a big football game where the blechers are filled with guys and gals wearing this fuckers and you would hear jiggling for miles. The cheering and shouting was nothing compared to the jiggle.Oh….and after the game, then and only then, did you have an actualy dance and try not to step on the 100 dollar piece of shit you bought for your date. Because, for some dumb ass reason, girls had to have full body length mums and guys have shoulder length mums. It’s pretty damn stupid.

I saw girls in high school that had to get a back-harness for theirs xD I almost had to for one of mine once. And since I had a boyfriend at a different high school (who’s family was pretty rich) they would make me a different one for BOTH freaking homecomings to wear at school that Friday. They’d put little games and cowbells and stuff on it. I guess it’s just a Texas thing, but oh my gosh it was a thing for sure xD the back harnesses though. HARNESSES.

for real though i went to high school in south cali and there was none of this bullshit, when i came back to texas i was picking a friend up from class and i kept seeing them and they are annoying as hell, big ass bells and shit, and when i pointed and literally said “what the fuck is that thing” everyone around me looked astonished that i had never seen one in my entire life. 
go big or go home, texas.

jackfrostciicle:

thenoodlebooty:

nightblogprincess:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!

For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.

You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.

They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.

What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.

Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7

2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

Wow…I honestly thought this was a big thing really. My school in Texas had these too. They are huge mother fuckers and the worst part about it, you actually wanted to go to homecoming alone if you didnt feel like spending hella money. That’s because the social norm expects you to buy on of these for your date regardless of how much money you have.
Yeah, homecoming also consists (at least for my school) of a big football game where the blechers are filled with guys and gals wearing this fuckers and you would hear jiggling for miles. The cheering and shouting was nothing compared to the jiggle.
Oh….and after the game, then and only then, did you have an actualy dance and try not to step on the 100 dollar piece of shit you bought for your date. Because, for some dumb ass reason, girls had to have full body length mums and guys have shoulder length mums. It’s pretty damn stupid.

I saw girls in high school that had to get a back-harness for theirs xD I almost had to for one of mine once. And since I had a boyfriend at a different high school (who’s family was pretty rich) they would make me a different one for BOTH freaking homecomings to wear at school that Friday. They’d put little games and cowbells and stuff on it. I guess it’s just a Texas thing, but oh my gosh it was a thing for sure xD the back harnesses though. HARNESSES.

for real though i went to high school in south cali and there was none of this bullshit, when i came back to texas i was picking a friend up from class and i kept seeing them and they are annoying as hell, big ass bells and shit, and when i pointed and literally said “what the fuck is that thing” everyone around me looked astonished that i had never seen one in my entire life. 

go big or go home, texas.


vantasticmess:

sircuddlebuns:

GeT iT, bRoThEr? :o)

(based on this gem)

karkat’s face tho


tumbledore-:

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Happy Good Friday

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